Inside a man's body
Current mood: horny
Category: Blogging

Brain: One, two! Left, Right! Legs - forward! Eyes - look around! Ears
 - listen!
Ears: What?
Brain: Nothing, just listen.
Ears: Yeah, that's what we are doing.
Eyes: Check this out! There's a hottie walking nearby.
Brain: Where? Wooow! Legs!
Legs: What?
Brain: Nothing!!! En route towards the hottie!
Legs: Yes, sir!
Brain: That's better.
Eyes: Now that's a nice ass!
Penis: Really?! Hmmm.... Hey Brain, give blood!
Brain: I need it more than you do. I have to figure out how to get us
 in.
Penis: Oh, c'mon!
Brain: I haven't even met her and you are already rising head!
Penis: Well, that's me!
Brain: Silence! So, I'm thinking. I'm thinking... I..'m...th..i..n...k
...i..n....g... Penis! Stop at once!
Penis: Sorry, Boss!
Brain: Eyes, where is she?
Eyes: We are very close to her.
Brain: Legs, are you crazy?! Slower! I haven't even thought what to
 say!
Legs: You think very slow!
Mouth: Brain, did you figure out what to say?
Brain: Ummm, well.... No, that's no good... May I.... No, that's
 stupid....
Mouth: Ummm, well.... May I....
Ears: She's asking us something. I think she didn't understand us.
Eyes: Yeah, but she turned around. These titties are amazing!!
Hands: Lemme feel them!
Penis: That's the spirit! C'mon, go ahead!
Brain: Everybody calm down! Ready, steady, let go! Hey ugly, why are
 you so red?
Face: I'm not ugly, I'm "Face!"
Brain: Yeah, right. Why are you so red?
Face: Ummm, Penis said you give away blood.
Eyes: She's waiting to see what we say. Brain! Work, don't distract!
Brain: Listen now Mouth, ask her how cold is it?
Mouth: Are you insane?!
Brain: Do it!
Mouth: Ummm... What.... time.. is.. ummm ... it?
Brain: Imbecile! You are such an idiot! Ears, what does she say?
Ears: Huh?
Brain: Huh?
Mouth: Huh?
Ears: She says it's 6 o'clock.
Penis: What?! What kind of language is....
Brain: Calm down. Lemme think...
Eyes: She's leaving.
Brain: What? What the hell?! Motherf....
Eyes: Still, that's some piece of ass!
Penis: Brain, you are a loser!
Mouth: (sigh)
Hands: As usual we didn't get any action!
Brain: Ok. Next time we'll show what we can do, right? Let's go have a
 beer.
Penis: You are a complete nerd! With you, even impotence isn't hard to
 achieve. Such a hot ass you just lost!
Brain: Shut up, maggot! You won't be left without a job tonight...
Penis: Yada-yada! Hey listen, while you are sober, tell the Hands to
 shake properly tonight, eh?.... Romeo.....

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